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This upcoming week:

I'll have my first intern at Martina Hansens Hospital - Ortopedic Surgery department..
I will be there and learning stuff in 7 weeks..

First time to have internship at a hospital, so
Wish me luck!

Don't Judge!

If only.

wordboner.com

FHED.

wordboner.com

Got rice? NINJA!

LOL! oold times.. dont take this song personally though.. lol!

Amazing. no one is above them and no one is besides them..

These two is the greatest basketball player ever existed. end of discussion.

deviantart.com by kdavidbena.

#24 Kobe "Black Mamba" Bryant and #23 Michael "Air" Jordan..

Kill.

deviantart.com

NeverGo2BedWith..

Got inspired by wordboner.com, took the same text, but changed the font and textcolor- *ACrandom style.*

Hunger for bab.

I'm hungry.. i hunger for some kebab, bislett kebab!

YESSUR!

YES! I passed the practical test! =)
i got foleycatheter.. And yeah i passed the test..
But i have to improve my skills about how to plan the procedure better.. anywho i PASSED!
thank you lord!

Wish me luck..

I've got a practical test tomorrow.. hope I'll get either wound-care, intramuscular & subcutaneous injection or Foley-catheter.. I don't wanna have Peripheral venous catheter.. lol..

Peripheral Venous Catheter

Did you know #1

Did you know that The Blue Whale ejaculate over 40 gallons of sperm when mating.
Only 10% enters female.
And you wonder why the sea tasted salty? xD!

Winter jacket is a MUST!

Damn it's too cold here in Norway.. it's just October and it's freezing cold.. This October is colder than last years October *as i can remember*
I'm not so fan of winter jacket, but I've a feeling that this winter will be hella' cold. Pluss, i got my intern in Bærum, which i heard is a lil' bit colder than here in Oslo.. damn!

So here's the jacket I bought though.. =)

i <3 K1X (^^,)

Outta My System x Can't Let You Go.

Found this on youtube a while ago.. very nice smashup..nicely done! cant let you go instumental blended with outta my system lyrics / acapella..

I remember i used to listen to these 2 songs ( Outta my system - bow wow ft T-pain & Can't let you go- Fabolous).. Great songs!

dream car

When I'm finished with my driver license and have the money and all that shit..
I'll buy Escalade for sure! Cadillac escalade, waddap!

*maybe a cheap used car first.. haha.. and then some day in future.. an escalade..*

Lil Wayne ft. Drake - Right Above It 2010 (HD)

Ninja Say What?!

To all LaZy people like me out there!

" I punched small children.."

HAHA..


bruno Mars is the man! lol..

At school..

Reviewing for my test... waddap.. geek mode!

Quote #6

KoaLa woot!?

So I have a friend, that thinks that every people looks like one specific animal creature..
Doesn't need to look exactly like that animal, but yeah, you get it..

He told me that i look like an koala..whahaha! i was hoping he'd said squirrel or something.. lol, but koala it is!


(These pictures aren't mine, it's taken from deviantart.com and google.com)

[O]wNaGe Prank Call

*This picture don't belong to me.. taken from google.com*


Hahaha.. so the other day, a friend showed me this youtube channel, where a guy prank calls other.. whaha xD!

Some of them are funny..
Here's his youtube channel --> OwnagePranks

A lil sumthin sumthin' to all mankind/"womankind" (haha xD)

Love yourself for you. If you don't love yourself just the way your are, then do something about it..
And if you can't do something about it, then accept the fact that you're the way you are..

Cause', in the end.. What matters the most is how you see yourself..

Finished!

Finally I'm done with my assignment for this week!

Hopefully I'll get my assignment approved.. i really do hope that i don'tneed to restart all of my hard work..

Gonna chill rest of the week =)

Gonna buy PES11 and hopefully NBA2k11 tomorrow.. Can't wait!

He's climbin in your window & snatchin your people up..

Freakin' @#!&%¤"#¤&¤"!¤#%#&¤&

Discussions can go to hell.. I dont know what to write! and how to begin!..
damn, I'm almost finish with this assignment.. (only have discussion & conclusion left)..

reeemix! Auto-tune styLe.

Here's the original news



A lil' bit of this and a lil bit of that.. And KABAAM you've got yourself a song.. waddap!



Auto tune deluxe.


For more auto tune songs- holla at Schmoyoho

Buhay parang.. #4

haha! facebook the movie!

HAHA! for a second, i thought it was real.. or is it real!?

lol it's just a joke.. (Or is it?)
so to all of you Justin bieber-fans out there.. you can keep liking him.. or?.. hahahha!

A week with..

Assignments.. (-_-')

Have an assignment about children on hospital..
I'm writing about what nurses should be aware of children with cancer.
And I've got a teacher that is known for failing students.. hahaha..
But even though she's strict, she's a good teacher though.
Got a lot of help about what to write and what's important to have on my assignment.. no hatin' on that!

I just hope that I'll be finished writing this before the deadline and the teacher approve my assignment..

Quote #5

Happy Birthday Grandma!

My grandma (my momz mother) have her 60th birthday today!

happy happy birthday nanay! mahal ko po kayo!

Me and nanay in younger days..

Education outside Norway?

My school, works with Kilroy Education, so students like me can take the 5th semester of my/their education at an institution providing nursing education outside Norway.

So was thinking of taking my 5th semester in Hawaii! waddap!? haha..

Anywho, i sent a application asking if i can take a part of my education in Hawaii Pacific University (HPU).. haha, wrote the application simple and short, about why i want to study abroad and what i'll expect about studying abroad.. Afterwhile i thought that maybe i should've written more.. Well well, done is done..
But I'm still unsure if i should, if i could.. It would be fun though but same time kinda nervous..Considering that i've never studied outside Norway..never even studied outside Oslo..lol..

If they accept my application, i should practice my English.. cause shiet, i have an broken English, never been good in any language.. whaha!

Hawaii Pacific University what's good!?

Quote #4

Jay Sean - 2012 (It Ain't The End) ft. Nicki Minaj

Argh!

Damn.. NBA elite 11 was supposed to be released on October 5th is now postponed till next year... damn! i looked forward to it, and was ready to get wild with it.. hah..
well well, I'll spend less money this month though..

Buhay parang.. #3

PS3 games demo

I Downloaded the demo of NBA elite11, NBA 2k11, FIFA 11 & PES 11..


NBA elite 11: It kinda cool and hard to play, because of the new control play..
NBA2k11: Wow i'm beginning to like the 2k serie! still unusual to play it, but it's better!
FIFA 11: They've been better.. not so slow like before..
PES11: I miss the gamespeed and players pass-reaction, like there is in PES 9 gameplay! But this years PES is better than the last year (PES10)

Quote #3

85 days!

it's 85 days until Christmas..

KNOCK KNOCK # 3 - TANK

Happy!

Waaah!!
i passed my exam.. i didn't get a good grade though, but considering that i just began to review the day before, it's ok..
I'm going to take the exam again, hoping for a better grade.. but im glad that i at least passed it!
Thank you God for answering my prayers..!

Buhay parang.. #2

BK & McDo'

I miss Jollibee!

I Really miss jollibee..!
It was my favorite Fast food restaurant in the Philippines..

If There was Jollibee here in Norway... This would've happen:

K.O. on the first minute of the 1st round!

Holla Holla!

Why? #2

Why is a boxing ring square?

KNOCK KNOCK #2 - HAWAII

AlphaKennyBody

Try to read those three words very fast and you'll hear another words..
Double meaning..!

Hahaha... I asked some of my family member to say "Alpha Kenny Body" several times.. and i swear i laughed soo hard!
Too bad i didn't record it though... it took a while before they got it!

Buhay parang.. #1

KNOCK KNOCK # 1 - KEN

Dance Video by Scotty Nguyen + Tracy Shibata (Inception style)

Having some Inception inspiration, it so kewl!

AsianComedian Youtubers (ACY)

When you wanna laugh and shit on yourself (not literally), go to youtube.com and search for

Timothy DeLaGhetto A.K.A. Traphik
Nigahiga
KevJumba

they'll make your day!

You'll see some of their video that they've made, under..

Timmy delaghetto, the dude who made a parody of the "old spice commercial" that i posted on one of my first blog-posts (see it here).





Nigahiga





KevJumba






There's also
Wung fu productions, with their "Funemployed" series & alot of other cool videos
And Happyslip!

Have fun watchin'!

Confession#1: Cap-a-holic

I have a confession..

The confession is that I'm slightly Cap-a-holic! haha.. Or i mean.. i WAS a Cap-a-holic, just slighlty though..

When i was younger, i had so many caps of different kinds, had about 30 - 35 caps or sumthin'.. But when i were in the 10th grade, i decided to get rid of 95% of my cap.. just kept about 3 of them..

And then, i bought some trucker-caps online, some years ago..I have some moments where i feel hunger for some new cap, you know. Used a lot of cash that time.. but it was worth it..
I'd "designed" the most of the logos from the trucker-caps i ordered.. haha.. Check it out:
I don't have so many caps anymore though.. haha.. so yeah no more cap-a-holic.. or just a lil' bit?


*Anywho, If you're a cap-a-holic too or any kind of "-a-holic".. All i gott'za say is.. it's okey to have a passion for the thing you are passionate in/of/about, as long as you have it in control..
By in control, i mean that you don't have any economic problems because of your addictions bout somethin'..*

PnE

PnE (Parokya ni Edgar) is one of my favorite Filipino band of all time.. It's to bad for you guys who don't understand Tagalog (Filipino)cuz u're missin somethin' good.. haha..

Fortunately, they got some songs in English... Love this one though..

PnE - One And Only.


I'll learn this song on guitar sooner or later, and sing this to my future wife, Be ready who ever you are.. Holla holla!

Very Demotivational

(These picture belongs to Very Demotivational.com.)

Boredness

It's 12.45 AM and i dont feel sleepy yet..
Playin' Plants vs.Zombie, listening to music from my spotify list and talkin with a friend in VT, and chat on msn..
haha multitasking? lolz..

Hunger for new ink!

Lately I've been considering to make my half-sleeve done.. i was supposed to wait till i was done with my bachelor degree and have a full time job, as a awesome nurse.. But i don't know if i can wait that loong xD!


Here's my ink.
Description
cross (Because I'm a Catholic) + 3 stars *left, right and bottom of the cross* and a sun *over the cross* (representin' my pinoy roots) and there's a long banner that starts from the top of the cross and ends almost at the bottom of the cross.. "Believe" , "90'" and "Caturay". i had "Believe" because if you believe in something.. they will come true somehow.. "90" because it's my fav. number.. "Caturay" for represntin' my last name!


Anywhoo, i was thinkin' to complete my half sleeve by getting either Mother Mary or "the last supper"..

There's the location i want to ink it on..

JOKES: Prison

This joke is not suitable for children under 15 years old..
Please do not continue to read this post if you are under 15..



"The Bride tells her husband":

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY! "




"POOR GUY":
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Haterz everywhere

Just the way you are [OFFICIAL MusicVideo]

Here's the official music video of his debut single...

I must say i liked the video!


Bruno mars is on my top 20 fav. song artist, for sure!
I have already write about how i love his songs from a earlier post (http://acrandom90.blogspot.com/2010/08/its-better-if-you-dont-understand.html), so go and visit my earlier post, if u liked the song though.

Or you can visit his website BrunoMars.

Here's a another song by him, featuring Cee lo green (Fu*k You) & B.o.B (Nothing on you, Airplanes, Haterz everywhere)

HAHAHA! Counter strike in real life!

Counter strike is a tactical FPS (first person shooter) video game..
And some friend of mine gave me these links, about a dude who made a video in youtube.. haha.. Funny!

Aimbot!


360, No Scope.. xD!

Rainy dayz.

(This picture is not mine, it's taken from Deviantart.com)

It's raining.. i hate rain..!

And talkin' about rain.. i acidentally bumped into this song

long time no hear!

I loved this song... every time i played "Fight night round 3" (i think?) in ps2.. haha, i had this song on every match..haha! Old times!

Quote #2

Missin basketball + Bball commercial.

Jordan commercial


nike basketball


Oh, how i miss playin' basketball..
need to go back to form first though, i have bad conditions ATM.. xD! im a lazy ass!

Surgery here i come!

So today i got the news from my school that I'll have my first Hospital internship in a surgery department..! haha..a surgery nurse intern, foo shoo!

It's my second year as a nursing student.. and I'd only had intern in nursing homes.. so it's kinda different routines and methods than what they do in nursing homes..
i'll meet new people everyday and stuff i'll guess, some of them may be angry and some of them nice.. i surely hope that they're nice..
Anywho, I'm excited and nervous at the same time though..

The downside bout' it, is that the hospital I'd ended up on is far from home.. so i gotta get used to wake up early.. But it's alright.. that's life, you know..
Wished i had the money and the motivation to start with my driver license.

but yeah, the internship doesn't start before october 25.. and i'll be there in 7 weeks.. oct.25 - dec.17..

So before that it's just information, training and knowledge about working on a hospital in school.. so during that time im gettin' my scrubs on!
cuz, I'm no superman..

I'm more than just an option...

goodies!

Craving for some food from pinas..
waah.. me soo hungry!

Tapsilog!


Jollibee



halo-halo

Sunday is funday

I drove today, with my popz & grandpa.. Gotta practice my driving skillz to be a good driver, you know!

We went to the airport to get my Bro from a one week heaven in Rome, and then drove him to his home in Gjøvik! and then drove back home.

The distance between Oslo and Gjøvik is 123 kilometers / 2 hrs driving..
So all in all i drove 246 kilometers/4hrs driving today..!



Went well, though.. just gotta practice my reverse parking more.. hate reverse parking, im so dumb and clueless xD!

Driver License soon i'll guess...

Gotta save some cashmooney first..And that's not just to take out my wallet and kabbaaam, here's the money.. nah mean..Gotta get/earn some money first, lolz..


I was speedin' in the fast lane, pedal in the floor mayn!
Sike..! i'm a careful driver.. show no harm, drive no harm.