Hunger for new ink!

Lately I've been considering to make my half-sleeve done.. i was supposed to wait till i was done with my bachelor degree and have a full time job, as a awesome nurse.. But i don't know if i can wait that loong xD!


Here's my ink.
Description
cross (Because I'm a Catholic) + 3 stars *left, right and bottom of the cross* and a sun *over the cross* (representin' my pinoy roots) and there's a long banner that starts from the top of the cross and ends almost at the bottom of the cross.. "Believe" , "90'" and "Caturay". i had "Believe" because if you believe in something.. they will come true somehow.. "90" because it's my fav. number.. "Caturay" for represntin' my last name!


Anywhoo, i was thinkin' to complete my half sleeve by getting either Mother Mary or "the last supper"..

There's the location i want to ink it on..

JOKES: Prison

This joke is not suitable for children under 15 years old..
Please do not continue to read this post if you are under 15..



"The Bride tells her husband":

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY! "




"POOR GUY":
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Haterz everywhere